keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet
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rookerie:

fun fact: the only thing standing between you and success is a small, angry gnome which has dedicated its whole existence to ruining you. you must not let it win

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enjoying what you've done so you just sit and stare at it ≖‿≖

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ourmarilynmonroe:

Marilyn Monroe in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

ourmarilynmonroe:

Marilyn Monroe in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

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slipknaughty:

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

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ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

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moosekleenex:

Maxi dresses.

moosekleenex:

Maxi dresses.

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drakefanclub:

Oh my god

drakefanclub:

Oh my god

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newyorksjojo:

luce-felice:

Blossom was all about the do-good, American Heroes.

Buttercup loved the edgy heroes with dark pasts and complex morals.

Bubbles knew Japanese well enough to read and understand comic books from Japan intended for her age group. That’s actually very impressive, but then again, this is the girl who can speak squirrel.

I think you mean “Bubbles was a fucking weeb”

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sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

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herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

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toocooltobehipster:

Yanis Marshall, Arnaud, and Medhi are through to the final of Britain’s Got Talent; please can we keep making non-binary acts win talent shows this year? Watch their performance here!

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